You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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