a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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