i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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