You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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