she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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