Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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