She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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