I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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