Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
That accounts for only three of the penises
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
