STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Help me help you realize you are a moron
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
