Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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