so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
you would pick up someone in the library
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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