"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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