Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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