Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I wanna passion pit in your ass
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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