remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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