So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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