the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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