Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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