Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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