Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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