I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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