the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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