Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
