"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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