You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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