It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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