Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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