Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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