i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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