Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Are we still banned from the library?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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