Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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