that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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