It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
