Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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