maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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