at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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