you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
