My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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