well you can't waste a boner
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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