he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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