I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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