whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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