im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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