So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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