So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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