Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I enjoy the company of your penis
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