we're blogging at a bar
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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