Swine flu. Run for my life!
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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