I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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