i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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