If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
