love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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