I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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