I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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