8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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